Svetlana Ivangoavitch, Romanian gymnast, and Frank Brunkowski, her coach who keeps saying there's something special about her. Unfortunately, he's not talking about gymnastics. Run Svetlana Run!
Dennis Mayo
· 2 months ago
Bernard (Bernie) and Cassandra (Cassie). They met at Bernie's local go-go dancing emporium, which he owns and operates. Also, he owns a fleet of ice cream trucks, adding to his creepiness.
Brian
· 2 months ago
But what if SHE seduced HIM, and then made him be in this ad to sell HER seduction stuff - it's like reverse something something marketing.
Kristin Brennan
· 2 months ago
aren't they so awful lately?
It's Ashley and Mr. Ralph- and they met at the local VFW. They have cheap drinks so she went and he obviously used his coaching from the ad on ways to correctly spike a drink.
alexiskn
· 2 months ago
Frank and Tiffani. she was his secretary for 3 weeks. then he asked her to stop working and move in with him. now he has an ugly, overweight, middle-aged secretary.
Dennis Mayo
· 2 months ago
I like to think UOM-AS is named "ex-wife".
Nick Coleman
· 2 months ago
Facebook approves all ads before they go live... which begs the question "How did this guy get a job at Facebook, approving his own ads?"
Darrell D.
· 2 months ago
No. That's Uncle Tod and his niece, Bridgette. When Bridgette's parents died, Uncle Tod became her legal guardian. Uncle Tod is aware of the things young teens get into during high school... so he tends to be a bit overprotective of her. He also just prefers to be topless since it's hot where they live.
Sarah Horvat
· 2 months ago
Boris the phys. ed. teacher is helping Britney recover from being too cold after recess one day. It was, like, 40 degrees and blustery! Everything is okay now. Look at those smiles. They got addicted to each other, that's all. Yeesh. Don't judge. This is a naked skin-to-skin hypothermia survival technique. I saw it happen with Val Kilmer in a movie once. TOTALLY legit.
GregOdenstonsils
· 2 months ago
I'm shocked your still writing things
Brian
· 2 months ago
Why lol.
orange5o
· 2 months ago
i kind of am too. can you interview the charcoal grill guy.
Brian
· 2 months ago
Hahah I love him - I like to pretend he is elaborate performance art instead of spam.
Jessica Randazza
· 2 months ago
Now come on, Brian. Clearly facebook is trying to show you that they can make dreams (and nightmares) come true. I find it endearing.
Brian
· 2 months ago
You're right - it is endearing. Maybe it's me who needs to change. I welcome any advice you can give me on how to be more like that person in the Facebook ad.
Jessica Randazza
· 2 months ago
This is the only advice I can provide that might help you somewhat close to his debonair -- learn from the greatest of great, the suaveiest of suave. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Jeremiah
· 2 months ago
"He’s going to do date rape at her"
LMAO! I've used that twice in the last hour to rave reviews... don't worry, I credited you both times. Sorry if this comment is out of place or dated but had to let you know that is money...
Brian
· 2 months ago
Hahah thanks - where have you been.
Jeremiah
· 2 months ago
It's a long story but the quick version is that one of my readers crossed that stalker line and police had to get involved. I didn't even get a chance to commit blog suicide, I just ended it. It was bizarre and scary at the same time. Any way, I just became disenchanted with being "online" in general and disconnected completely. So, for about 4, almost 5 months I was "online free", which was an experience/experiment all on its own.
I got back online this week and had to see what you were up to, hence my above comment. Good to see you're still writing! I'll have to follow you on twitter now.
Brian
· 2 months ago
That sucks man - I know of stalkiing, and it's a terrible feeling.
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It's Ashley and Mr. Ralph- and they met at the local VFW. They have cheap drinks so she went and he obviously used his coaching from the ad on ways to correctly spike a drink.
LMAO! I've used that twice in the last hour to rave reviews... don't worry, I credited you both times. Sorry if this comment is out of place or dated but had to let you know that is money...
I got back online this week and had to see what you were up to, hence my above comment. Good to see you're still writing! I'll have to follow you on twitter now.