facebook and twitter weren't around yet, so there goes my first 17 theories. was this is in LA or some other place?
Brian
· 6 months ago
It was in Akron lol.
Two other things from the doctor appt:
1) The waiting room of a cosmetic surgeon is one of the best places to people watch, so long as it's not like a cosmetic surgeon who fixes mangled people. You're just like trying to figure out what people are having done.
2) The doctor asked me if I was happy with my nose. I was like, "from the surgery?" and he was like, "no, just in general."
orange5o
· 6 months ago
what bar in akron were you at? i may know who assaulted you....
goathair
· 6 months ago
Sure, you don't set off airplane metal detectors. But how about all the other metal detectors? I'm thinking mainly of the beach scavenger type.
TVBrain
· 6 months ago
I have a family member who had 10 screws and 2 plates put into his arm. He did set off the airplane station alarms.
I'm too tired to come up with a clever scenario, but I will join the Roundie Henchman now, believing that you will save the world in the future.
alexiskn
· 6 months ago
1) really awesome. 2) you're kind of on your way to becoming part robot. really hot. 3) really LOL at the dentist thing 4) if you were singing mariah carey incessantly, i'd have done the same thing, so maybe that was it. or maybe you left your blinker on for, like, 10 miles.
Michael
· 6 months ago
I've already got a copy coming, but I'll take a guess anyway.
Kobe Bryant was in town and decided to teach you a lesson so that you would never use his nickname again in a movie not featuring him. And if you do feature him in the future, he wants full creative control, even if the movie is called "Kobe working a white girl in Colo."
Wish
· 6 months ago
Jose Mesa did it. Why? Because he can. Case closed.
Boney
· 6 months ago
cosmetic surgery? wtf
you're a man, deal with the pain
Michael
· 6 months ago
Ok, my movie title would've been much funnier if I kept the original title and added on to it, "Kobe Doin' Work on a white girl in Colo."
Kingsley Le Corbusier
· 6 months ago
OK, either everyone is being nice, or none of you actually knew Brian back then. But I can paint a vivid scenario:
Brian is at the bar drinking gin & tonics, dumping every other one down his shirt and saying "I have a drinking problem." At some point he he spills most of a drink on a slightly overweight chick in a mini-skirt, too much make-up, and 8-inch heels. She is not pleased. Not at all. He half-heartedly says he's sorry and gets another drink, and then high-fives a friend about the drink spilling. Meanwhile, the chick's high-school dropout, tough-guy boyfriend comes over and, despite the group of friends Brian is with (they're all tall and obviously work out), gets in his face, demanding a better apology, a round of drinks, etc. Brian laughs it off. Guy persists. Brian looks at the chick, then at the guy, and says, "Don't worry about it. She's not really worth getting worked up. It's cool." And puts a comforting hand on the guy's shoulder, as if to say, "We're cool. I get it." Guy removes the hand and says not to touch him, and one of Brian's very strong friends intervenes, gets the guy away. Buys him a drink, etc. It's done.
But they guy is fuming, waits until Brian goes into the bathroom, and...this is how it ends.
Brian is a sweet guy, a lover and not a fighter, but he used to (presumably) get in trouble with his witty comments.
orange5o
· 6 months ago
which bar is this? downtown or zip strip
Kingsley Le Corbusier
· 6 months ago
I wouldn't know. This is just my theory. I haven't been back to Ohio since I graduated ten years ago.
Brian
· 6 months ago
You forgot the part where I get kicked out of the bar and tell them my dad is the most powerful attorney in N/E Ohio.
Kingsley Le Corbusier
· 6 months ago
Damn it. I knew I was forgetting something.
The genius of that line is that it's specifically NE Ohio. Saying Ohio as a whole is patently false. Something specific as the Cleveland, Akron, Youngstown area is much more believable.
Maybe I'll start saying my father is the most powerful lawyer in Central Connecticut.
Kingsley Le Corbusier
· 6 months ago
Would a "Can you stick magnets to your face?" comment be trite, as well?
Brian
· 6 months ago
Not as much, although it just reminds me I can't, which makes me sad. This equipment really came with no party tricks.
Kingsley Le Corbusier
· 6 months ago
That is sad.
Clayton
· 6 months ago
Kingsley's story sounds real good.
I was just gonna guess that maybe Brian was so drunk he was peeing on the shoe of the person next to him instead of in the urinal? :)
Who knows, though! That's crazy.
Clayton
· 6 months ago
I was thinking, the best story is combining all the stories.... Brain spilled booze all over some fat ugly girl, acted like a jerk about it when confronted by girl and boyfriend (but escaped fight because of friends he had with him), was super drunk and went to the john singing Mariah Carey really obnoxiously and loud, and missing the toilet peed on the shoes of the boyfriend of the girl who he spilled drinks all over earlier...
I didn't know how to fit the Kobe Bryant part in there, but he was there, too! And probably helped!
Clayton
· 6 months ago
Oops. Brian, "Brain" same difference here... (sorry... can't seem to edit as a guest!) :D
TVBrain
· 6 months ago
Oh, there's a difference Clay.
Sir Pooh de Bear
· 6 months ago
Apropos of nothing: what happened to the "Southwestern Airplane Rides Consumer Action Group"?
PS Disqus wouldn't let me record a video. ;_;
Brian
· 6 months ago
I just couldn't put the time in to do it well, so I nixed it. I'm not a big believer in Facebook groups, so I couldn't seem to get behind pushing my own.
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Two other things from the doctor appt:
1) The waiting room of a cosmetic surgeon is one of the best places to people watch, so long as it's not like a cosmetic surgeon who fixes mangled people. You're just like trying to figure out what people are having done.
2) The doctor asked me if I was happy with my nose. I was like, "from the surgery?" and he was like, "no, just in general."
I'm too tired to come up with a clever scenario, but I will join the Roundie Henchman now, believing that you will save the world in the future.
2) you're kind of on your way to becoming part robot. really hot.
3) really LOL at the dentist thing
4) if you were singing mariah carey incessantly, i'd have done the same thing, so maybe that was it. or maybe you left your blinker on for, like, 10 miles.
Kobe Bryant was in town and decided to teach you a lesson so that you would never use his nickname again in a movie not featuring him. And if you do feature him in the future, he wants full creative control, even if the movie is called "Kobe working a white girl in Colo."
you're a man, deal with the pain
Brian is at the bar drinking gin & tonics, dumping every other one down his shirt and saying "I have a drinking problem." At some point he he spills most of a drink on a slightly overweight chick in a mini-skirt, too much make-up, and 8-inch heels. She is not pleased. Not at all. He half-heartedly says he's sorry and gets another drink, and then high-fives a friend about the drink spilling. Meanwhile, the chick's high-school dropout, tough-guy boyfriend comes over and, despite the group of friends Brian is with (they're all tall and obviously work out), gets in his face, demanding a better apology, a round of drinks, etc. Brian laughs it off. Guy persists. Brian looks at the chick, then at the guy, and says, "Don't worry about it. She's not really worth getting worked up. It's cool." And puts a comforting hand on the guy's shoulder, as if to say, "We're cool. I get it." Guy removes the hand and says not to touch him, and one of Brian's very strong friends intervenes, gets the guy away. Buys him a drink, etc. It's done.
But they guy is fuming, waits until Brian goes into the bathroom, and...this is how it ends.
Brian is a sweet guy, a lover and not a fighter, but he used to (presumably) get in trouble with his witty comments.
The genius of that line is that it's specifically NE Ohio. Saying Ohio as a whole is patently false. Something specific as the Cleveland, Akron, Youngstown area is much more believable.
Maybe I'll start saying my father is the most powerful lawyer in Central Connecticut.
I was just gonna guess that maybe Brian was so drunk he was peeing on the shoe of the person next to him instead of in the urinal? :)
Who knows, though! That's crazy.
I didn't know how to fit the Kobe Bryant part in there, but he was there, too! And probably helped!
PS
Disqus wouldn't let me record a video. ;_;